Diabetical

Saying, "Aww dude, that's sweet!" is totally inappropriate and downright douchebaggary when describing something sweeter-than-sweet thus, use diabetical, so that it is clear how sweet and potentially dangerous the subject is...
So sweet it may give you diabetes, the subject's diabolical plan...

Wow, you see how she just unzipped her top so low like that?... That bitch, straight diabetical.

by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008

pablo diablo

A Pablo Diablo is a tanned mexican with a huge fucking mustache and all he wants to do is blow shit up while screaming. "Oh my fucking god its PABLO DIABLO!"

A: Who is this man?
B: Its Pablo...
Pablo: PABLO DIABLO!

by I live under rocks February 29, 2016

Diablo Vista

A middle school located in Danville, Ca full of gangster boys with saggy pants and slutty girls with their boobs hanging out of their shirts. Where girls get suspended for cat fights and trashing school property and boys get suspended for fist fights. The school is located in a beautiful area!

Person 1- Oh my god! She just trashed her locker!
Person 2- That is a Diablo Vista student for you.

by porkypineluver May 19, 2011

type 3 diabetes

the kind of diabetes you get when someone talks constantly about how in love he or she is, because it's too sweet for your pancreas to handle, like way too much sugar all the time.

friend 1: if you're wondering what that smile on my face is all about its because I have had the best month ever. lovin me some friend 2. sorry for causing you all to get type 3 diabetes.

or

friend 1: ummm can it be about 4 pm tomorrow so I can be back in friend 2's arms?!?! i'll help pay for your insulin since it's my fault you have type 3 diabetes now.

or

friend 3: is SO happy my baby came home last night!! Time to shop for a Christmas tree, decorate it and have a lazy Sunday with her :) Life couldn't get any better :). you definitely have type 3 diabetes by now, everyone!

by agpdeity November 30, 2009

Señora Diabla

Literally a direct translation of "Miss Devil". This is a term used to describe the types of spanish teachers that are overly materialistic and highly judgemental - the types of things you might see in a spawn of the devil. Because Señora Diabla is so materialistic and judgemental, she comes off as highly unattractive and therefore does not have kids or a husband even at the age of 45.

It also kind of refers to the general idea that spanish is the devil's language, and therefore the spanish teacher IS literally a direct spawn of the devil.

Person 1: Yo, you see Señora Diabla roll up in her 350z? How does a teacher afford a nice car on that salary?

Person 2: Yea man but she doesn't have a husband or kids to spend her money on. All she has is her 666 cats.

Person 1: Yea dude I can't stand her she is always trying to judge me like she is God or some shit...

by what?!yousuckMYdick! December 4, 2010

diabibies

When one obsesses about Justin Bieber they can develop diabibies. Most commonly seen in tween to teenage girls. Similar to Bieber Fever.

Boy: whats wrong with you??
Girl: I THINK I MAY BE DEVELOPING DIABIBIES !!
Boy: should I call the doctor ??

by CROSBYGURL87 March 14, 2011

Diablo dingdong deuce

a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.

Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014