Desperate day

The day Know as Desperate day is the day 12/5 it is used to show how desperate you are.

Hey pls stop being a bitch and inv me to the clan its Desperate day.

by Arealbaby December 5, 2021

Desperate Janz

When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.

Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Desperation

John

The new definition of desperation is John

by JT_L0VE February 24, 2017

Desperate

Sucking off a barbell

Last night you were soo desperate

by Suckibarbell May 22, 2019

Desperate Daniel

A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.

"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"

by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022

Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

Desperation

when you ask people to buy your tet dandi for mystic

Anyone that can buy my tet dande for mystic, i put it up for min price (DESPERATION) xD

by omegalidl June 16, 2019