Dan‘s gift

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant present wothout ill intent.

A: What is this dirty shirt in your room?
L: That is not mine! It must be Dan‘s…
S: I guess you have been given a Dan‘s gift!

by n0t_dan November 20, 2022

dan’s stag

A chant that all men must participate in when attending the legendary stag of Dan.

Men in unison: “DAN’S STAG”
Other people: “Who the fuck is Dan?”

by Sandwich75 October 7, 2023

Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.

"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"

by thornbrook April 19, 2025

Dan’s Deals UK

The geeza on TikTok from leeds who drives around the uk selling rare pairs of air max trainers from his van

“Yes mush did you get those bad boy tns from Dan’s deals uk?”

by Solecube August 4, 2025

Dan’s Syndrome

An unrelenting, visceral attraction to morbidly obese women

“Man this girl is really hot but that absolute tank is guarding her”

“Don’t worry bro, I’ve got Dan’s Syndrome”

by Shmoopers69 January 13, 2026

Big Dan's Tavern Customer

A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.

Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.

by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 23, 2021

Driver Dan's Story Train

a children's series created and designed by Rebecca Elgar and is a co-production between Two Four 54 in the United Arab Emirates and 3Line Media in the United Kingdom

Driver Dan's Story Train returns to CBeebies for a second series. Its first series was launched on CBeebies in January 2010.

by SPrice1980 May 4, 2023