Sloppy Dallas

When one partner packs a fat lip of dip, cut and brand doesn't matter, and gives the receiving partner then gets a blowjob from the partner with dip in their mouth, effectively making the penis look like a turd.

Hey Babe, will you give me a Sloppy Dallas when we get home?

by HitMan1c3 October 15, 2020

Scorpin Dallas

In "Call of Duty 4" using the "Scorpion" to kill many enemies results in a "Scorpin Dallas Multi Pass" (a reference to the film "The Fifth Element"). Obviously this can be summarized by simply calling the entire event "Scorpin Dallas".

"Are you going to use the Ak-47?"
"No, I think Scorpin Dallas wants to say hello to their faces".

"I used my Scorpin Dallas Multi-Pass in order to head-shot 19 fagtrons."

"Scorpin Dallas his dumbass!"

by Mikthan April 20, 2008

Dallas Cowgirls

Some dumbass nickname created by someone who thought they were the cleverest motherfucker alive. Probably spawned by a Washington Redskin fan, unknowing of how many less Super Bowl titles they have than the Cowboys.

Redskins Fan: I've got an idea! Let's call them the Dallas Cowgirls! HAHA!
Cowboys Fan: Excuse me? I couldn't hear you. I have 5 Lombardi trophies blocking my ears.

by cowboysarebetter August 16, 2009

dallas cowboys

team that has a very small amount of people who cheer for them and are drug dealers who were good at football. Emmit Smith is overrated and the only "true" Cowboy fans live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area.

That guy over there is a Cowboy fan because everybody else is a Dallas Cowboys fan.

by Denver Beck May 8, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.

Jerry Jones: Who are we playing this week?
Tuna: The Eagles
Jerry Jones: We're screwed..

by Rick June 17, 2005

dallas cowboys

A bush-leauge team favored by many, many homosexuals around the globe.

The Dallas Cowboys... Steers and queers to say the least.

by ha-ha April 12, 2005

dallas cowboys

Dallas, The new Football Babylon. Every front running Fag for miles and miles will be at the orgy. Hi fiving, and rubbing cow shit affectionately all over one another. Micheal, Troy, T.O., Larry Allen and every other drug smuggling, coke sniffing, crack smoking, future felon you can think of. White lines and bitches as far as the eye can see. AMERICA'S TEAM.

Dallas Cowboys,Americas team, for front running fags only.

by MHK October 24, 2006