Dallas Dinner

A Dallas dinner, usually seen with the words “good ‘old fashioned” in front of it is when you have dessert first and then eat your real dinner.

I really want some ice cream right now even though dinner is coming soon, why not have a good old fashioned Dallas Dinner?

by eyeswoaface4838 August 12, 2023

Dallas Slop-Trough

When you shove your dick furiously into someone’s feeding tube

“Did you hear Mandy was hospitalized in that car crash? She’s been in a coma for 3 weeks”

“Damn, she bad asf tho I’d still give her the Dallas Slop-Trough”

by FeedingTubeSex August 20, 2023

Dallas Stars

A good team. Nobody really likes Dallas though, outside of Texas. They have terrible fans and located in one of the worst states in America.

Hockey fan: Shame the Dallas Stars are in Texas, otherwise I might like them. Wonder if George W. Bush is a Dallas Stars fan...

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Dallas Cowboys

A rubbish Football team, that can't play Football for any money. George W. Bushes chosen people. Everything bad about Football, making one pathetic team. I'm in shock that they could even defeat the Redskins once. When you insult the Redskins, you insult God. When you insult the Cowboys, you're complimenting a small child.

For more information on the Dallas Cowboys, see George W. Bush on Urban Dictionary.

by Mike B. Anderson January 12, 2008

dallas cowboys

A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.

Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole

by Tard-Hater November 7, 2008

Dallas Dip

Looking under a table at a dinner. Then sexually harassing someone so they will scoot over.

Ed: Dude scoot over.
Shane: No.
Ed: I'll Dallas Dip you.
Shane: *Scoots over*

by The box seeking revenge. April 21, 2011

Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags

After a day at the beach, dipping one's sandy testicles into another's mouth while defecating on their forehead or chest

Last night you looked like a Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags

by Team Nave October 21, 2011