Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

custom ink

The god of all brands in Montgomery Texas

Custom ink is my god, custom ink!!!!

by Juanisjustmad2q May 28, 2018

Wille Customs

The most amazing man to walk the planet. He’s got an amazing personality and is willing to take on any task. He’s definitely an alpha male and doesn’t take shit from anyone.

Wille Customs an actual stud.

by Stud alpha March 1, 2022

custom pepe

When people make their own versions of pepe.

That's a nice custom pepe you have there!

by Unknown definition of unknown January 14, 2017

Custom House

Area which is crazy coz there was a guy that chopped up dead bodies and placed em in a freezer

Jake: Ayo bro, would you move Custom House
Jacob: Unless I'm asking to be chopped up and placed in a freezer, I'm never moving to Custom House

by yournansasocialreject102 January 31, 2022

Custom

A sweet and amazing person who doesn't know their own worth. One who is truly special and deserving of good things.

Wow, he's really such a Custom...

by Reggie Zarola October 28, 2020

custom curse word

When a toy has an option to add a custom sound to it and some random kid yells "FUCK" in it and you cannot change it for some reason.

This custom curse word is a sword that shouts "FUCK" whenever it hits something.

by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024