by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010
Get the crusty wanker mug.The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.
Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?
Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
by psycho_words March 15, 2011
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1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.
2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.
3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.
3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.
2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
by Random Facter April 1, 2011
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Get the crusty diego mug.The act of an older person having sex with a much younger person.
Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way
Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way
by dons2014 November 12, 2011
Get the Crusty Sandusky mug.An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.
Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.
"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.
"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.
by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012
Get the crusty bloomers mug.When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.
by redem17 September 25, 2013
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