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cumpster

A contraction of the phrase, "cum dumpster."

Also known as the hard drive where all the porn is stored.

Also known as Lopez
Dude that last 40 gigabytes filled up the cumpster
by Thor Heyerdahl March 12, 2004
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Cumping

The act of having more than three naked people stack on top of eachother and have sex.
Im cumping now ill have to call you back.
by J.T. Rita March 19, 2009
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cumpassionate

having strong desire to see, taste, experience semen
Joe: Lisa why are you so cumpassionate?

Lisa: (slurp slurp)
by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 14, 2008
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Cumpot

(kuhm-pot)
n.
1. A ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

2. One who exhibits qualities like that of a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

3. A person who unintentionally and unknowingly interferes with the plans or ambitions of another by redirecting the attention of a third party.

4. A disparaging term for a male homosexual.

5. One who is particularly fertile.

6. One who smells like a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

7. A disparaging term for a woman who frequently performs fellatio on one or more male sex partners.
1.
"Hand over that cumpot, I'll be needing it in a minute."

2.
"That cumpot is always catching cum in his mouth."

3.
Max: "So, you commin' over or what?"
Ben: "Well, Dan wanted us to hang out with him today..."
Max: "Fuck that kid! He's a cumpot!"

4.
"That cumpot is always sucking off other cumpots."

5.
"That guy fathered, like, fifteen kids. He's a real cumpot."

6.
"Jesus Christ Ben, every time you come in the house, it smells like a fucking' cumpot. Go take a fucking shower, you filthy fucking cocksucker."

7.
"That girl's a filthy cumpot. She probably has AIDS; stay away from her."
by Fuck Shit Piss January 2, 2009
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cumpunt

The act of a man ejaculating on a foot (typically their own, though other's feet shouldn't be excluded. The person who was ejaculated on then kicks someone in the face.
Tom came on Jill's foot, Jill then kicked Tom in the face. Tom got cumpunted.
by Kylock February 6, 2008
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Cumpster

A slut or "harlet" can often to reffered to a a cumpster or cumster.
by qwertyuioiuytrew June 3, 2010
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Cumpliment

You know, when he sees you his soldier not only saluted, it exploded.
Yeah, that's a cumpliment there.
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