A sweeet, loving boyfriend who cares and isn’t afraid to show it. He’s funny but will never compliment himself. He’s crazy and does dumb things but always bounces back. Never ever wears a shirt cuz deep inside he knows he’s sexy as fuck. Has deep brown eyes that make you just fall deeper in love with him. Loves food almost as much as he loves his woman and would do anything to make her happy.
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A person who is so strongly induced in porn they can't think, speak nor act normally. Their mind is completely gone and they only think about porn. This is similar to a coomer however they literally act like porn addicted zombies
Person 1: Bro look at that dude, he looks so good
Person 2: He is so hot i want him to violently fuck me
Person 2 walks up to the dude and takes a picture of his arse
Person 1: wtf you cumbrainer
Person 2: He is so hot i want him to violently fuck me
Person 2 walks up to the dude and takes a picture of his arse
Person 1: wtf you cumbrainer
by Editamio March 14, 2022
Get the cumbrain mug.A euphemism for 'speed camera' or ‘speeding camera’. A third form of tax. Commonly used in the UK by government to mask the true intent of the device; revenue collection!
Any driver passing the camera going over the ‘safe’ speed will be photographed and a fine will be sent to the owner of the vehicle.
As always, governments dress these thieving traps up as saving lives, however anybody with half a brain knows this is a con.
A permanently fixed camera usually mounted on a pole. Ironically, ‘safety’ cameras are usually located on the safest, straightest sections of road far from intersections where people tend to go slower.
On two lane roads they tend to be positioned to fine those over taking slower vehicles.
Some safety cameras in england catch more than 36% of drivers breaking the speed limit. (safetycamera.org)
Any driver passing the camera going over the ‘safe’ speed will be photographed and a fine will be sent to the owner of the vehicle.
As always, governments dress these thieving traps up as saving lives, however anybody with half a brain knows this is a con.
A permanently fixed camera usually mounted on a pole. Ironically, ‘safety’ cameras are usually located on the safest, straightest sections of road far from intersections where people tend to go slower.
On two lane roads they tend to be positioned to fine those over taking slower vehicles.
Some safety cameras in england catch more than 36% of drivers breaking the speed limit. (safetycamera.org)
"South Yorkshire Safety Camera Partnership aims to reduce this terrible and unnecessary toll by cutting the number of motorists exceeding the speed limits "
by bilbo23 March 21, 2010
Get the Safety Camera mug.Any situation where something INCREDIBLE happens. Eg: Fighter Jets flying in formation really fast.
And you scramble to take the picture with a camera.
But you don't get the photo in time. Or the photo is too blurry to use.
Also see Pics or it didn't happen
And you scramble to take the picture with a camera.
But you don't get the photo in time. Or the photo is too blurry to use.
Also see Pics or it didn't happen
JOHN! Get the camera out there's a deer in our backyard!
*goes to get the camera in the house.*
JOHN! QUICK! THE DEER IS LEAVING!
*comes back out*
Too late. Murphy's camera law strikes again.
*goes to get the camera in the house.*
JOHN! QUICK! THE DEER IS LEAVING!
*comes back out*
Too late. Murphy's camera law strikes again.
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