Cummy Comber

A person that receives sexual pleasure from combing another person's hair

Greg: Dude, have you heard the lyrics to that song "Shoes"?
Dave: Yeah, that DJ Tiga is such a cummy comber.

by toofer June 6, 2009

Will cumer

Someone who just will not cum under any circumstance because of their true determination to not bust

Hulk Hogan is the most will cumer person I have ever come into contact with

by YoMomsMommasBoy February 4, 2020

cumberland furnace

When you have sex with your lady right before she has to drop a huge deuce, causing her lady bits to feel tighter.

I have to take a huge poo, so it might be a good time to do a Cumberland Furnace. The booty is full of logs.

by radioedit16 April 25, 2017

Cumberland Farms Kids

cute and smart children, who take over any situation and make it a beautiful place.....
when kids say they are from Cumberland they don't mean the gas station *cough *cough Jayden*
if you bump into someone wh0 goes by "cumberland Farms kids....." then it might just be your lucky day!

"see them cuties over there?" " they must be a Cumberland Farms Kids!"

by Ladies Man;) December 10, 2021

Cumbrella

When a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick's head and face. She stands under his cumbrella.

She is standing under his cumbrella ella ella ella ay ay ay ay a ay.

by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008

Cumbrella

These are umbrella's used in the porn industry to protect camera's while filming squirt movies.

"Dude, Cytheria is about to blow. Put up the cumbrella."

by Bryz April 29, 2008

Guaranteed Cummer

A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.

Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!

by El Don Parchador January 4, 2011