Ted Cruz Syndrome 

Ted Cruz Syndrome (TCS) is a common disorder that affects members of The Republican Party, particularly lawmakers of the United States Congress. Signs and symptoms of the disorder usually include sedition, repeating of Russian propaganda, gas, bloating, rapid weight gain, insulting United States military, chronic denial of the January 6th Insurrection and allegiance to Donald Trump. TCS is a chronic condition with no known cure.

Differential Diagnosis: Cancun Cruz

"My aunt Jackie told me that Uncle Bob was diagnosed with Ted Cruz Syndrome. I wonder if that MAGA hat he kept wearing was a clue."

"Dude you won't shut up about the Insurrection being a big hoax. Are you sure you don't have Ted Cruz Syndrome?"

"That girl I've been dating for the past couple weeks? Well she finally invited me to her apartment. When I walked in the door she had posters of Donald Trump everywhere. I wonder if she has TCS?"

Ted Cruz Syndrome by StandForBetter May 21, 2021

slippery cruz 

(v.) the act of having sex with somone on a slip-n-slide

we had sex on a slip-n-slide, aka the slippery cruz

slippery cruz by mugzy cruz October 15, 2006

Santa Cruz 

A town of young kids fucking up there lives by smoking weed, skating, surfing and biking, have no trouble finding the dankest weed around, simply ask the nearest crackhead or tweaker you see. With the insane homeless methead problem Santa Cruz has you it will take you no time at all to find the best crack on the west coast...also fuck the tourists

Hey dude let’s go ride downtown and see who can sell us some weed, hell yeah man I love Santa Cruz

Santa Cruz by Blonboi_blocks October 16, 2019

Miguel De La Cruz 

A fat piece of shit that is a couch potato and licks Michelles dick all day. He loves to play soccer but sucks ass at it. Miguel is a great fuck because his tits are nice and round. He also loves to spam his mic by eating pretzals and takis that have a 100 grams of sodium and instantly give you type 7 diabetes. He also has a vagina

Yo Jack stay away from Miguel De La Cruz because he may eat you.

Miguel De La Cruz by PapaFaggot November 26, 2017

Akell Cruz 

A sexy person that is brave and won’t hold back to take a challenge he is funny and he is a great friend.

Is he licking the floor he is such an akell Cruz plus he is very cute.

Akell Cruz by Akellwassabi April 14, 2019

Ted Cruz Cancun Trip 

A unit of measure equivalent to 3" that represents the amount of snow Texas received before Ted Cruz fled to Mexico.

Girl 1: How was your dick appointment yesterday?
Girl 2: Terrible, he had a micro peen.
Girl 1: Like Ted Cruz Cancun Trip??
Girl 2: Smaller...

Ted Cruz Cancun Trip by Nuclear Grade February 22, 2021

Michael Cruz 

is friends with the man who made an amazing quote

"I am now an animal racist"
"of course that is MICHAEL CRUZ'S friend
"indeed nigga indeed"

Michael Cruz by 32rr January 31, 2022