crusty hannah

A crusty hannah is when a girl grates the crust of her feet onto the males dick and then proceeds to give him a blowjob until he cums mixing the foot crust and cum together.

Boy: "Girl get over here and grate that crusty foot flake on my nob!!"

Girl: "I can't wait to give you a crusty hannah".

by Crusty Feet January 25, 2014

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

crusty creamer

The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.

I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.

by Dubble A & J. Roc July 3, 2015

crusty travis

A term for a homeless man who hasn't bathed in days.

Man that crusty travis creeps me out. Let's run over that crusty travis.

by carebear666 August 4, 2015

crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum

Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry

by Mafrackincrackin October 15, 2015

crusty wizard

When an elder male roleplays as a wizard and calls his penis a wand

"I heard my grandfather talking about something called a crusty wizard, dont ever search it up"

by Fucboi365 December 2, 2015

crusty barbie

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice

Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie

by Dirtyrastaa August 7, 2017