egg custard

One of the most popular snacks of the Chinese community. This little snack usually has a crispy crust (but there are some soft crusted varieties) and a soft, delicious egg custard center. The custard also comes in other flavors such as melon or strawberry, but nothing beats the original.

Stop by a Chinese bakery to try one today. :)

Egg custards taste the best when warm. I like to have it with some hot milk tea. ^^

by mineforever October 15, 2010

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The Custard Treatment

This is a method of punishment that could be used on people who rape underage children.

A large PVC pipe is inserted into the perpetrators anus. This size and length of the pipe is up to those who administer the punishment. Lukewarm Custard is then poured down the pipe to simulate the feeling of ejaculation.

I sentence you to "The Custard Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

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Crimson Custard Bucket

A vagina that is on the rag (having it's period). It may even have bloody chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. The pussy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive - but not really very much so at this particular moment.

Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings

Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .

by Grund1e August 31, 2006

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