crunchy choco

when an asian woman eats a bunch of whole peanuts and shits in your mouth

dude i got the best crunchy choco from that thailand hooker

by jeff dids November 01, 2012

Catholic Crunchies

A derogatory name for a bible basher.

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.

by stupidgothgirl July 14, 2006

crunchy taco

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.

I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.

by sloppytaco007 November 27, 2007

oven crunchies

Umm...in UK they aka Potato Gems, in Oklahoma they call them Tater Tots. Ore Ida are the best.

I ate my oven crunchies with ketchup and a chili dog

by Andy Bigbie November 09, 2007

Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child

Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child

by Horny torny March 27, 2019

crunchy face

an angry expression. a mad looking face

she has a crunchy face

by jherb August 07, 2008

Crunchy Bagel

A crusty dried out vagina.

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"

by Butt_Sex_69 December 14, 2010