Crumped out

To space out. Unresponsive to questions. Starring into space while someone is talking to you.

Man, that dude was crumped out, all he said was 'huh'

by topgas March 17, 2010

Crompton

Crompton is a surname and means has a lot of friends but also means 'bitchy personality'.

Crompton is a surname.

by Popular_kid123 January 25, 2016

Crumped

when you go somewhere for an easy job and it all goes to shit

I was supposed to have an early knock off today but I got crumped

by Pegabro June 21, 2018

Dip N' Crump

When you go on a "booty call" and promptly leave to go camping

Pete: "So we are going to go camping today?"

Mark: "I'm going to try and go for a Dip N' Crump"

Pete: "OK you fianut"

by Fianut January 2, 2011

crumpy

a large, misshapen, hunk of human feces.

I have to take a crumpy...

by joey joe joe May 13, 2005

Crumpify

To Fornicate. Preferably with a "Fugly."

Sebby asked Snaggle Tooth if she was interested in crumpification. She hastily responded, "let's crumpify!" So, he skipped the hot doggett and they crumped in each others arms until sunrise.

by the d00d October 21, 2006

crumpled

To fall apart, to fail.

We lost the game last night. The whole team just crumpled

by emit June 11, 2008