Choking the Goat

To masturbate, to beat the meat, to jack off.

Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?

Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.

by NaderI May 5, 2011

Google cooking

To google two or more food ingredients on a searchbot and look for results to make recipes.

A related word to Google cooking is 'fridge Googling': search Google for sites that have recipes for whatever you have in that fridge of yours and prepare meals from the search-sites' results.

Also, 'madmomming' is for bored moms who now can modify their recipes searching food-fanatics' sites like epicurious.com in order to make new ones (the same as gamemodders, these moms are called 'madmommers').

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

croinch

The high one gets off of salvia.

Croinch Croinch the Croinch im going to the CROINCH! (person rolling on ground)
Dude were going to the Croinch, wanna come?

by Humboldtman April 8, 2007

Crowin it

Crowin' it - When someone masturbates

Hey that guy got caught crowin it!

by canthinkofaname May 28, 2007

choking you

forcing somebody to do a work with no money or much lower payroll .

I'm choking you because you are my prisoner .

by behzad.naseri January 22, 2011

Chokin'

An ironic term used to convey one's desperation for a cigarette, but has since became a general term to convey ones desperation for just about anything.

Here mate, d'you want to tap us a fag, am pure chokin' man

Been stayin' in this shit-hole for weeks like a recluse... Chokin' for a decent night out like

Look how short that skirt is mate, She's well Chokin' for it

by Bazmundo Criteria April 1, 2011

Crocin’

A similar to rocking but used by croc lovers and quirky teens.

I’m crocin’ socks and crocs today! I be crocin’!

by What’s crocin’? March 26, 2019