Corporate Criminal

A term used to describe germans who are savage, or very intelligent.

He is a corporate criminal

by Simon Ambrose March 22, 2019

gross behavioral criminalization

Classifying or indexing all human behavior in a criminal context so all activities can be used as pretext for investigation and prosecution.

The polar intelligence matrix between the average person and policy makers induced a gross behavioral criminalization after years of adopting confusing law.

Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.

Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.

by Ontological June 26, 2018

Criminaling

Verb:
The act of committing an illegal offense according to a law written to prevent a specific illegal activity.

The perpetrators are in the process of criminaling across the border with contraband.

by Noir556 March 11, 2022

criminality

The a really horrible roblox game.
created by a pedophile known as RVVZ.
the game is filled with emos, catboys, furries etc.

"I'm fucking quitting criminality it fucking sucks" proceeds to play it for the next 2 years

by Peoplehater1234 April 22, 2022

Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018

KFC Criminal

A Black Thief who Steals Chicken from KFC.

White angel:Oh my god a KFC Criminal Officer HELP!!

Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL

KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"

Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang

Officer:Another Monkey terminated

by Catwithnoloaf February 23, 2024

Little Criminals

The illustrious, extraordinarily talented and six-foot tall Randy Newman's aptly named 1977 hit album. Best known for the universally beloved, critically appraised smash hit and musical masterpiece Short People, which legions of obsessed Randy Newman fanboy manlets still rave about to this very day. Representing the pinnacle of Randy Newman's spectacular and inimitable musical career, Little Criminals peaked at number nine of the US Billboard 200 chart as Newman's best-selling album to date. Reverently dubbed Saint Newman by his fanatical global cult following of diminutive, besotted and gnomish manlet groupies, the towering and preeminent Newman has flawlessly realized his ambitious motivation, humorously self-described at the beginning of Short People (Official Video), as endeavoring "to change the course of Western music, I haven't liked the way it's been going, so I decided I'd make another record. Can I give all these (short) people the finger?(Laughter)" Mission accomplished, sir. Maximum level manlets BTFO.

Music producer: Wow, I just listened to Randy Newman's sublime new album Little Criminals - Short People is without a doubt the most beautiful and heart-warming song ever! Record label liaison: So true. We might as well right away shut down the music industry - this is simply as good as it gets. Everything else will just sound lame now after having been blessed by witnessing the divine genius of Randy Newman. He is truly a God!

by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024