crawdrunk

Getting so drunk that you accidentally order the most useless items online while intoxicated as in reference to the question asker in episode 382 of MBMBaM who got so drunk that they ordered dozens of small plastic crawdads

"Aw shit! Danny got crawdrunk at the party last weekend and ordered 6000 novelty drink umbrellas"

by S!H!N! June 11, 2018

Crawford

Sweatshirts and skirts 2k19. Cheeky window selfie. A passionate girl trying to change the world with her passionate hand gestures.

Literally no one:
Not a bloody soul:
Crawford: *flails hands in the air and screams*

by DanSmith123 May 28, 2019

Crawndab

the last dab of cum

Finn did a crawndab when he finished jerking off

by Stalo2.0 May 6, 2020

club crawl

You hit up all the clubs in one area until you find a good one. Usually done on vacation with a group of girlfriends.

Ashley: I can't wait to go to Mexico this spring break!

Lindsey: Me too! I wonder what the clubbing scene is like though!

Ashley: Looks like we're gonna have to club crawl.

by Brefalicious September 29, 2013

jayden crawford

*sigh*, jayden crawford. A guy with great charisma and intelligence in him, with a bright big smile on him that makes his bright blue eyes smile too! He somehow always puts a smile on your face even when it's the last thing you want to do. It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Jayden is so pure, truthful and caring.

Person 1: Who do you have the smokes for?
Person 2: ...Jayden Crawford
Person 1: Ooft don't blame you, he is a charmer

by nvbbbb December 24, 2019

Dirty Crawfish

When you are fornicating with a woman to the point of ejaculation and you proceed to perform cunnilingus by slurping your seamen out of her vaginal canal like you’re getting the seasoning out of a Crawfish’s head.

“Wanna get a girl obsessed with you? Hit her with that Dirty Crawfish.”

by Zakkattakk January 14, 2023

Wacky Wall Crawler Nuts

When a male's nuts stick to the side of his leg.

It was so hot today that I had wacky wall crawler nuts.

by Ariel777 August 27, 2009