Momma Cousin

When your momma and cousin are the same person

When I marry my sister I’m not inviting my momma cousin.

by SAK 42 February 17, 2019

friend of a cousin

The source of all the suspicious items you possess.

Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."

Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."

by Dave UberFuhrer January 29, 2016

Irish Cousin

A relative around your same age but no one is really sure how exactly you are related or if you are actually even related by blood.

So he is my grandmother's half sisters cousin's kids kid?

Yes, you are irish cousins now go play while grown ups drink.

by Bobby Bob's house of bobsNbobs February 1, 2020

Cousin Bill

(N) a person that is or creates an atmosphere of buzzkill. A person who always stays sober at parties and tells everyone not to drink. The origin of the phrase most likely comes from switching the first two letters of the syllables in buzzkill to kuzzbill, then lengthening it to said phrase. This phrase is mostly used in the presence of the Cousin in order to not hurt his/her feelings.

Sean: Cousin Bill sure is bringing me down tonight, she won't even have a Johnnie Bomb!

Nick: Tell me about it. The Cousin keeps telling me to stop drinking, what a drag!

by Johnnie Bomber June 15, 2014

slender cousin

A quality street golden toffee finger.

Brother: Happy Christmas, what have you got in your stocking?
Sister: Thank you, I have got a slender cousin.
Brother: Oh great, you got a toffee finger.

by Big Lash November 26, 2013

Hand Cousin

Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.

Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.

by Ginger Danish May 12, 2017

cousin cooter

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.

That redneck is such a cousin cooter

by Ride red #17 August 4, 2017