cottage cheese sperm

Thick Clumpy or Chunky Sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.

by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024

last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...

Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...

by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021

Cottage

Someone that is thicc and is of larger scale, in particular in the legs and and thighs.

Have you seen that girl? She's cottage!
I like her face, but she is so cottage!

by Stich Smellfour May 14, 2018

cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.

Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.

by Bunghole MASTA April 25, 2014

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

Cottaged

Walk there sober.
Walk home shoulder to shoulder

We Cottaged last night.

by britleajones June 14, 2019

cottage jumping

where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.

and do.. yeah.

and then do the same thing the next day.

yeah, we went cottage jumping this summer.

by whootwhoot123 December 4, 2010