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Cosmic Shake

When a popular streamer throws a fit after he's lost a speedrun in the game "Cosmic Shake".
Did you hear about SHiFT? I heard he lost a run 30 minutes in and threw a Cosmic Shake!
by wingednessaria December 6, 2022
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Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
by Option 22 December 6, 2019
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Cosmic douma

A small kid who is very sexy

He love to fuck minors and is a nazi general he is very hot and make people's cunt painful he is the brother of acta and enemy of gay beats
by Gaysndhcywf3 3D April 17, 2023
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cosmic chicken fuck

Where you have a threesome and you put a cosmic brownie in the girls pussy and shove it in with your cock while the other person feeds you chicken tenders.
Oh did you hear Jacob got a cosmic chicken fuck in with Alexa and Ashely?
by C-dogTheSlime March 10, 2020
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Cosmic overload

The eerie feeling of every existential experience known to man and consciousness all at once
Bro I took like 5 g of mushrooms and begin to experience cosmic overload.
by TheHomieLettuce January 1, 2022
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Cosmic Flower

That one girl you'd give your all to
by Biggestjoe May 19, 2022
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a cosmic smug

a very smug smug, cosmic you could say.
smug is also a tsundere
smug is my grinding bird
a cosmic smug
by big daddy nash May 21, 2021
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