cornelled

to flick another mans dick and/or send a pic of your dick to another man

jack cornelled me the other day.

by noahman December 10, 2010

Cornelius Crouch

Dance made world famous by the fabulous Sal H. consisting of monkey like movements. Dance is performed best while bowling.

Planet of Apes, Dr. Cornelius is the inspiration of the Cornelius Crouch...

by sonic711 October 9, 2008

Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).

Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!

by swampchappy February 1, 2010

colonel's touch

The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.

Hey look at this napkin, I've given it the colonel's touch

by Ryan the Wordsmith July 14, 2011

Colonel Sanders Fingers

Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes

Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??

by ColdPizza69 December 23, 2017

cornelius

A term used by South Jersey real ones to describe a person they are fly with, and think are chill asf!!!

Marcos “What up Cornelius we hanging today after school at the joint?”
Jeff “Yea you know it Cornelius”

by RealGrammar71 May 6, 2018

coronery bypass

The highly-illegal practice of secretly burying or disposing of a corpse without having said cadaver examined by the proper authority-figures.

Zheeesh... I guess it's no wonder there are so many malpractice-suits and doctors going to jail over botched coronery bypasses --- not properly reporting/processing a deceased human is a decidedly "serious crime" that you can do some "serious time" for!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018