Urban Dictionary Quality Control

Finally, a way to turn this site back into what it was supposed to be: a dictionary, not a damn chat room!

UDQC roX!

by TheBurninator November 1, 2006

Dick control

When a man can't say no to having sex with any woman and impregnating her, he clearly doesn't have any dick control.

Kid: Did that man plan on having 9 kids
Adult: No, he's just got no dick control

by T. Faller December 6, 2015

centrelink

Australian welfare offices which handle among other things dole payments, family benfit, student allowance, single parent allowence etc

I have to go to Centrelink to tell them I have been sacked

by sylvy September 27, 2006

ground control

The thing that is to Major Tom.

Ground control to Major Tom.

by cunt roll April 1, 2005

birf control

Preventing pregnancy by choosing to engage in anal intercourse.

She's paranoid about making babies so we had to use birf control.

by Drunky McKrunky September 21, 2008

maintenance control

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.

by 231night crew August 18, 2009

Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce

The ability, no, the art form of being able to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce is monumentally critical to one's survival. Otherwise known as "BOOCWGLITS", this talent enables the beholder to take copious amounts of drugs without entering "the sauce". The sauce is the point where you are so inebriated you cannot come back. BOOCWGLITS is an amazing feat that few possess. Remaining calm and in control while still feeling the affect of drugs is booling out control without getting lost in the sauce

"Bro how was the party?"

"Dude, I don't even remember I was so wasted"

"You just need to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce!"

by Nate.io June 13, 2018