Computer Stupidities
Computer Stupidities by Midna! July 20, 2009
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computer gonorrhea
When you try to download pr0n onto your roommate's computer cuz you broke
yours, and download a few trojans, said computer becomes infected with
such. Some sort of computer ointment needs to be applied to remove it,
which has to be done very carefully to ensure that no skankersores come
back. Especially if pirate hooker pr0n was downloaded, in which case
heavy-duty ointment needs to be applied.
Similar to computer AIDS, except slightly more reparable.
yours, and download a few trojans, said computer becomes infected with
such. Some sort of computer ointment needs to be applied to remove it,
which has to be done very carefully to ensure that no skankersores come
back. Especially if pirate hooker pr0n was downloaded, in which case
heavy-duty ointment needs to be applied.
Similar to computer AIDS, except slightly more reparable.
Lana just couldn't resist temptation, and found herself infecting yet
another machine with computer gonorrhea.
another machine with computer gonorrhea.
computer gonorrhea by 2girls1finger February 11, 2008
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Computer Minutes
The time it takes for an install/download/etc to complete. The download may state "15 minutes" but in computer minutes it's at least 20 or more, depending on the estimated time.
Corey: Alright, torrenting the whole season now.
Dylan: Awesome, and in only 40 minutes?
Corey: More like 60 computer minutes.
*group sigh*
Dylan: Awesome, and in only 40 minutes?
Corey: More like 60 computer minutes.
*group sigh*
Computer Minutes by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011
computer stoned
when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.
computer stoned by Marlind September 12, 2010
Computer Retarded
A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.
Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"
He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded
He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded
Computer Retarded by Zaccster December 27, 2011
computer confidence
I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.
computer confidence by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009
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