Kory comment

A comment which is either a)incredibly random b)incredibly obvious or c) incredibly inapropriate in a humorus way

"wow, this dog is hairy!" "there is a pizza on that record player!" "If only I were a generation older (I could marry Laura's mom)" "hey I'm only underage for another 10 months!"

I LOVE YOU KORY!!!

by Walrus and the gang November 24, 2003

doorknob comment

As a person is leaving a room, he or she makes a final comment about something.

You have said nothing all evening. But now that you're hatting up, you drop a few doorknob comments to piss me off!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2022

commercial conspiracy

The phenomenon where no matter what channel you change to they ALL have commercials on at the same time!

200+ channels on cable and they ALL have commercials on at the same time?? commercial conspiracy

by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2011

Command Z

Said to UNDO any situation in real life. Derived from the common Apple Keyboard shortcut Command+Z.

Patrick trips and spills juice all over his pants in front of large crowd, he shouts, "Command Z". Everyone understands and gets back to their business.

by Word Boss LA December 7, 2011

youtube commenter

Those with the desire to place input in something that didnt require evaluation or input. Typically those who lack reading comprehension or common sense, and they tend to cause unnecessary comment chains or arguments that would have never arisen if they didn't possess narcissistic retarded tendencies that typically translate into terrible listening skills in real life and somehow making things about themselves.

Person: I like salt with my potatoes.
Youtube commenter: I disagree.
Person: ... How was this up for discussion?

by thepragmatist July 24, 2015

clit commander

Term for someone who is considered to be a good sexual partner by females. Made infamous by Jay and silent Bob.

I am the Clit Commander!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

YouTube comments

The deepest, darkest layer of hell imaginable. Full of the following spawns of Satan:
1: Spam bots
2: People with 8 subscribers who plug their own channels and try to get idiots to subscribe to them
3: Horrendous grammar
4: Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad "trends" and "jokes", typically typed as one of the following:
a) L
Li
Lik
Like
Like t
Like th
Like thi
Like this
Like thi
Like th
Like t
Like
Lik
Li
L
b) in bold, and like T H I S .

The Youtube comments section is where my soul, faith in humanity and happiness went to die.

by _Andromeda October 29, 2018