love commando

It's just another way to reference a man's penis.

For some unbeknownst reason to me the human resources department of The Home Depot frowns upon me pulling out my love commando while I’m on the job.

by Investigation Dave July 29, 2006

republic commando

A Republican without undergarments.

Chuck Norris is a Republic Commando because . . . well he's not wearing any "armor".

by N. Eutral March 11, 2008

dual commando

when you and your sex partner both go commando (without undergarments) this can be a lot of fun. especially since its that much easier to get down to business.

me and my girl went dual commando when we went camping, easy access all day long

by dr_johnson October 6, 2010

half commando

The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.

Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.

by Olin Oden December 25, 2007

Cut Lunch Commando

A certain individual that has a thing for one night stands with girls/guys in relationships.

Guy1: "Hey, doesn't Stacey have a boyfriend..?"
Guy2: "Yeah, why?"
Guy1: "You were making out with her in the corner for like 2 hours. You're such a Cut Lunch Commando."
Guy2: "Heh. Yeah."

by Envyeff June 15, 2010

Total Commando

Total commando means something is really manly or amazing.
It's like saying "intense" or "epic"

Whoa that giant robot over there is so total commando!

Johnny: I can break this rock with my face. Really.
Steve: total commando.
Johnny: yeah I'm pretty cool...

by awsometastic12 July 24, 2011

going commando

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).

SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."

by Dave April 1, 2004