Columbus

A shitty dirty city in west georgia , that smells like a fkn papermill and sewage.

Columbus georgia smells like shit !

by Bear3742 March 26, 2021

Columbian Bonfire

The act of setting fire to approximately thirty pounds of marijuana laced with cocaine in a room with all the windows and doors shut and then letting it all burn slowly while four or more people engage in sexual intercourse around the fire, all while The Mars Volta is playing in the background.

Hey Juan, did you get invited to the Columbian Bonfire at Rosario's place on Friday night?

Yeah man, I promised him I'd bring my copy of De-Loused.

by neeeeerrrrrp November 17, 2010

Columbian Bulldozer

In sex, ramming someone so hard that their tailbone breaks

John: Yo I fucked Lucy so hard. I gave her a Columbian Bulldozer
Andrew: Damn, is she in the hospital?

by Captain Fluffy December 15, 2016

Columboned

When a man pumps his cock in a fashion similar to a shotgun like the columbine massacre shooters and busts on her face.

Guy1: damn bro I columboned my girl last night moe

Guy2: you had a pump nutgun

by Smellypotato420 March 3, 2017

columbian hello

A Colombian Hello is when you probe her anus in a plunging motion with a finger at the start foreplay.

Also a proper greeting in an elevator of a hotel and or performed in a Janitors closet.

Hey Mike did you give Sally the Colombian Hello?

You know I did! I Plunged my finger In her anus, knuckle deep bro! Columbian Hello

by FredoFilth February 2, 2018

columbian shaved ice

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.

Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice

by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019

Columbian oven

Raise your partners ass straight in the air. Deposit a half gram of cocaine onto your partners asshole, get your partner to fart creating a cocaine cloud while the recipient inhales the cloud

That columbian oven gave me pink eye

by John coxtostin September 4, 2020