cocksucker

A male who enjoys performing oral sex on other males.

I love to suck cocks. I don't care if you call me a cocksucker cause I like it!

by badlandsboy December 23, 2003

Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome

1. Behaving like Cocksucker Kyle

2. When you and everyone else knows you're gay but you won't admit it

A: I'm not gay, I just love sucking dick!
B: Sounds like you have Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome to me!

A: How could you be a lesbian? PENIS IS AWESOME! (Not that I'm gay or anything.)
B: I think you have a case of Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome.

by montaltomadness January 24, 2009

Clocksucker

A clocksucker is someone who works more hours to make the boss happy but really just wants more money

"Bill came in early AND left late. What a clocksucker."

by Rob Eback August 7, 2007

Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female

Colin is a stupid cockblocker

by Jon Mouchet December 8, 2003

cocksucker

A person who sucks big mighty penis

He's a cocksucker

by teh devil August 5, 2002

Cockstuck

The opposite of cockblocked, cockstuck is when you enjoy the sex you are having so much, you cannot leave the girl you are having it with, even if Ex.1- she is having the same sex with your best friend, Ex.2- she's crazy, or Ex.3- your balls are so blue they are bound to fall off at any given moment.

I've been wanting to dump her for a few months now, but the bitch has me cockstuck! I have nightmares about our raucous lovemaking sessions every night!

by silasam July 5, 2010

cockalocktapuss

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...

" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*

by (we're ninjas, you can't know) January 7, 2010