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cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub
"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"
by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008
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Cocky Little Flamer

{kok-ee lit-l fley-mer}
-adjective, -noun

Used to describe a tiny and annoying person who thinks highly of himself and usually resembles a homosexual hobbit who is only capable of growing a moustache or goatee.
This person usually enjoys engaging in sexual acts (blowjobs, rimjobs, taking it in the pooper, etc.) with other males in order to recharge his 'cockiness' or may simply use his flamboyant ways to annoy people.
Hafiz: Hey Mitch did you hear about that guy who was annoying everybody with offers of free rimjobs in the library?! Hopefully somebody tases that idiot.

Mitch: Yea man, I think that may have been that Kyle guy... Pretty unbelievable that they even allow Cocky Little Flamers like that in the library.

Hafiz: Word.
by Pure_Awesome January 20, 2011
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Cockeysville Middle School

It's a school where there are specific social classes. All the sporty and popular people, semi-popular and then the average, along with the invisible. Little long lockers that are a disgusting color for 6&7th grade but 8th graders get blue painted lockers (yea that's fair). The teachers are varied. Good, bad, boring, funny, everything is there. We have ugly gym uniforms (which I guess is common in schools. You don't really need to look amazing in gym though). There are still good people in the school otherwise, along with people barely tolerable. The good this is if you end up going to high school you will most likely be going to dulaney, better then most high schools.
Cockeysville middle school means the good, bad and the ugly.
by sabby.arts August 1, 2015
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Cocky

Someone who is confident in a bold OR a cheeky way.
"Don't get too cocky!"
by DogeAnswers June 22, 2016
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Shirt Cocky

1. verb Wearing a shirt that is offensive or outspoken.

2. noun A shirt that makes a bold statement. Clothing that makes fun of religion, politics, or is just plain rude.
"You Shirt Cocky with style"
by Angelus Animi November 5, 2007
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nerd-cocky

someone who is obsessed with something specific (computer, video games, Star Wars, etc.) and arrogant about the knowledge or ability they possess about their obsession
Why do you have to be so nerd-cocky about Star Wars?

That saxophone player is very nerd-cocky.
by grubber8888 November 19, 2010
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cocknobs

A selection of penises, used as an expression of frustration
"Oh Bugger... Oh COCKNOBS!"
by Armos August 9, 2006
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