Cocked up

(verb-past tense)To have messed up, had an accident, or created an otherwise unwanted incident causing problems for other people.

(in left4dead)
Louise: WHY DID YOU MOLOTOV ME WHEN WE COULD HAVE MELEE'ED THEM ALL AWAY!? FRANCIS YOU COCKED UP THE PLAN AGAIN!!

by Bill the veteran December 18, 2008

Cacklejack

1. One who masturbates in public

2. One who gives obvious signals of masturbation in public.

1. Bry: Dude, that one guy on the plane... did you see him? His hand was all over the inside of his jeans and then he just... sprinted to the bathroom...
Reek: Yeah, he was a real cacklejack, alright.

2. Reek: I can't believe he left a used condom at our door. What kinda retaliation for a joke is that?
Birr: None at all. He's just a dumb cacklejack.

by BananaCity October 17, 2008

ball cocker

a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.

kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.

" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."

by jnastyx3 February 8, 2010

double cocked

two cocks inserted into the same orifice

Daisy's twat was stretched to the max as she enjoyed the double cocked pleasure of Bo and Duke in the back of the General Lee.

by ToddAus August 29, 2005

cockleberries

Wadded up balls of crusty poo, that accumulates on your wrinkly nut sac hair, cause you're always shoving your nuts up your pet's butt.

Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton, was taking it up the gary and then she decided she wanted a rootin' tootin' jamican chocolate raspberry but then at the last minute she had a choft and decided to go with the cockleberries and a nice warm toblerone.

by Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton April 5, 2005

Cockled

The moment when someone gets distracted by a penis and stops what he or she is doing.

She was at a loss for words after he cockled her.

by Biebermon August 26, 2013

Cocked

Having had intercourse.

Girl, I got cocked so good last night.

I'm in the mood to get cocked.

by Bodhi2013 December 21, 2013