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Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!
when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!
by the word master of words July 11, 2016
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Cockrocking

Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?
A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"
by PHALLUSCALLUS October 18, 2020
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cockblockjutsu

A cock blocker who is so good at cock blocking that it seems he practices cock blocking like a martial artist studies a martial art.
me: The cockblockjutsu flows through this party like crazy.
bro:What do you mean bro?
me: I have been cockblocked at least 10 times since we got here. I think allot of the bros here are cockblockjutsu specialists.
by Pi-nut January 19, 2017
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cockblocker

i mean..whatifjakewantedtodosomethingwithdirksthingwhentheygothome? such a cockblocker - Broadway Karkat ( Jordan )
by such a cockblocker September 3, 2018
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Cockblock Effect

The immediate action taken by men after getting rejected online, in person, or during prom. The guy in question will usually try to put the girl on blast or expose them after romantic/sexual advances we're rejected or denied.
Rick: Dang man, I didn't get to hit last night.

John: Really bro? That sucks. You didn't have a cockblock effect and freak out did you?

Rick: Not yet. But I might post her nudes on Snapchat if she doesn't blow me tonight.
by Trebaltimore01 June 21, 2019
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CockBlock

CockBlock is when your friend keeps stopping you from engaging in sexual activity, fourth time at New Year’s Eve is an example and the tag CockBlock is appropriate. Don’t be that person, go home to six dogs and go for a walk instead.
Why didn’t you get laid ? The cockblock came round again and ruined it
by Popsinator January 1, 2022
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CockBlock

Someone that blocks you from pulling a girl
She is an Elri Neethling like a cockblock
by c_vdss March 18, 2023
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