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Frogs gay

q: What are frogs?
A: Contesticles

by wEeDlOvEr69420 November 8, 2021

Spin Coater

Equipment used to rotate and/or apply uniform chemical coatings to rotating substrates.

Spin coaters are often used in the semiconductor and nanotechnology industries in R&D.

by semiconSci February 5, 2010

Chocolate Coated

This refers to an object of value or utility that has been generously smeared with fresh feces, especially as an act of revenge.

Philo: "Oh, man - some poor asshole woke up the whole campsite this morning,... he was crying out, 'Aw FUCK! Oh, NO! I don't believe it! FUCK, no!' ...It turned out someone had chocolate coated every inch of the outside of his tent."

Phineas: "Whoa, and you're not actually talking about chocolate, are you... ...that's some harshly fucked up shit!"

Philo: "Exactly! I don't ever want to meet whoever it was he pissed off."

by QuietReflection October 19, 2010

Fifi Contest

A contest usually hosted by drag queens, featuring actual female contestants who WISH they could be as glamorous as drag queens.

My girlfriend entered a Fifi Contest last week and wound up looking like a played out Liza Minelli on testosterone.

by ChrisPCritter November 20, 2010

Sidney Cates

Most beautiful girl you will ever know she is so amazing and easy to love she cares so much for everything I don't know what I would do with here she is so so I want to be with her forever she is so amazing she is my favorite

Sidney Cates

by sunshine55 November 14, 2013

Double Contessa

1. A secret organization that plans to have the Illuminati take down the government, only so it can seize control from it.
2. The most useless card combo in the card game Coup, unless you know how to use it.

James: I dropped my pencil!
Lance: The Double Contessa is after you1

by TurtleMaster217 November 20, 2014

lip coater

A lip chap or a lip gloss. Used only by men

Omg I just dropped my lip coater

Oh my god I just dropped my lip coater

by lip coater December 13, 2014