Coconut Cracker

A polite way of saying "dumb idiot"

Why do you have to be a Coconut Cracker John?

by CrackedNut May 11, 2021

Coconut cookie

The worst possible thing to be called

Jacob is a coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018

coconut shell

mind or brain

you're so stupid! use your coconut shell

by andyellie June 6, 2017

Prolapsed Coconut

A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.

Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours

by idk broski, microwaves yea? February 21, 2021

Coconut Doughnut

When you pull out of someone's ass after anal sex and rub the ejaculate around the rim of their asshole, thus creating a coconut doughnut.

I gave her a coconut doughnut last night.

by Greaster September 28, 2015

Savannah Coconut

Elephant dung, which contains a surprising excess of water, which can be drinkable given dehydration or boredom.

Yo fam, you see that video of bear grylls drinking from a Savannah coconut?

by Canatron November 1, 2019

Coconut Smoothie

The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.

He gave me a coconut smoothie after we came back from the rave.

by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021