Clutch Muffin

After someone gets a clutch on a game of Call Of Duty. That player gets a clutch muffin.

Person 1:OOHHHH 1Vs5 CLUTCH!!!!!!!

Person 2:You get a clutch muffin!!! YUM

by Francisco The Robot August 25, 2010

Clutch Gene

A Special gene in the human body that gives a person such unimaginable power, that it feels like their cheating. Whether it be athletic ability, smarts or just natural skill, one with the Clutch Gene shall have an overwhelming increase in whatever ability they need in the moment.

“Dude, hes got a Clutch Gene, he just cant miss!”

by Bleeck September 15, 2020

Clutch Surfing

The only way to drive through insane traffic at all hours in any city...

The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...

Clutch Surfing+manual gearshift= happy people

by mightymidgetman May 6, 2011

Lighter clutching

The art of casually yet unknowingly ending up with any and everyone's lighter that you come in contact with .

Me:: when we get in the party, if anyone needs a light,, you don't have one okay but.

You: why???

Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,

by QueenyOmygodess August 21, 2023

Anti-clutch

Opposite of clutch, meaning this person or thing can't get the job done.

When Mason missed the game winner he was Anti-clutch.

by nick hurts' July 5, 2017

Clutch merchant

1.Refers to a person who is able to effect a miraculous performance especially during a time of immediate or dire need.

2.In reference to someone with the ability to access extraordinary abilities or creativity at a very opportune moment.

3. also super substitute

Nyagayrn: hey look Portugal is losing 2-1 to Argentina in the 2022 World Cup Final..

Sickleryrn: I wouldn’t be surprised if Ronaldo scores that volley from outside the box..

Ronaldo : Penalty (90+ 4 )

Ronaldo :goal ( 90+ 8),,,,,, SIIIUUUUUU !!!!

Sickleryrn: I told you this guy is the ultimate Clutch merchant !

Nyagayrn: cr7 the goat suiii !

by _sickleryrn November 21, 2022

Clutch Ferguson

When you friend starts drinking and turns into a bad ass party animal, double fisted drinking motherfucker, doing snow angels in the middle of a casino, winning sexy Halloween costume contests just by showing up in a leotard. And he also makes amazing papas and chorizo.

Ana: "What happened last night?"
Miane: "Last thing I remember, Clutch Ferguson showed up...the rest is blur"

by danv1369 December 14, 2016