meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

choatie

someone who attends the least prestigious first-tier boarding school; there is a lack of class instilled within him; typically fields rejects from Deerfield Academy, who vainly try to outdo said Academy in any of its numerous pursuits; failure is the norm for him; always considered a strong applicant for community colleges across the nation

Choatie, bag my groceries, bitch.

by Frank Boyden, on behalf of DA April 7, 2005

cloacka

An orifice of a lower vertabrate which combines urinary, excretory and reproductive systems.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

choatie

Hey, Choatie, it's great to see how well you create your argument. You start by defining Choaties as "omnipotent on the field" "quintessentially flawless" and "matchless in manners". And you finish with, "because the linguist's school has class."
Thank you for blatantly lying to all UrbanDictionary readers.
Facts:

2004 Deerfield-Choate Football game~ 29-21 Deerfield
2004-05 Deerfield-Choate Hockey games~
4-2 Deerfield; 4-1 Deerfield
2005 Deerfield-Choate Lacrosse game~ 13-4 Deerfield.

Choate must have more manners that Deerfield: running around with one's shirt off, banging on trash cans to excite the student body (mainly non-existent during matches- LOTS of spirit of course at Choate) is absolutely 100% classy. Great manners. You Choaties can't even rack your brains to create your own comeback! "Deerfieldian, shine my shoes." Wow, that's completely original, and not at all based off a previous entry under choatie.

Choatie, after you finish mowing my lawn, please take time to actually learn how to read and write properly.

by Days of Glory, 2006 May 8, 2005

clit-clatting

Clapping and Grinding two clitoris together

Clit-clatting: Stacy Love having her pussy grind on Monicas', she loves it when she screams to, "Yesss Babygirl Hit that motherfucking pussy on my clit, uuugh yess keep grinding me baby!"

by YAYAlay January 6, 2015

Choatie

Choaties are on the whole- spoiled, conceited pieces of shit. They like to act cool and believe they are funny, when actually they are extremely cliquey and have sticks up their asses. The girls on the whole are anorexic. People who claim that it is a better school than deerfield or that they had a good time at choate are cuntrags assholes.

Your a Choatie too? Fuck you and eat my shit you dumbass fuckhead.

by I went to Choate 05 teraagent@gmail October 12, 2005

Choate

An institution to house the mentally deficient. Overrun with children whose parents no longer want to have to put up with them. Synonymous with “hell-hole”. Even though considered a preparatory school, it is looked down upon by the more prestigious schools. Choate may be well-known around the world, but only because so many people go there, i.e. the 26% acceptance rate. Choate’s successes are not counted in their alumni or academic honors, but in the number of hot dogs consumed on average daily in the dining hall. There is a general lack of personal hygiene, both for the students, and their environment. Regardless of the socio-economic standard discipline is lacking, and the majority of alumni, well, you can’t really call them alumni, they never left the school. Choate has now gone from a 9-12 boarding school, to a care facility for the mentally ill and deficient. While this may all sound daunting, there is some silver-lining. At their last curling match, their star athlete managed to hold off the 956th ranked special Olympian, with his final toss, he managed to overcome his opponent, setting a school record for least losses in a season, making his record 1-64. He shattered the previous record by over 50 losses, which was the chess team, which went on a record-setting season in ’87, their record standing at 1-134. Choate, while not renowned for their academics or their athletics, may be the choice for your child, if you just don’t want to see him anymore.

"Did you hear about that alumnus from Choate?"
"You mean the one who was caught selling pot to 3-year-olds?"
"Yeah"
"I almost went to Choate, but then decided that I wanted to get out of Juvie and change my life!"
"Way to make the good decision!"

by Folumbe April 14, 2008