cleatis

A man who looks like a mountain monkey and will do anything for a nickel

Hey give me a nickel imma go to cleatis

by raisinghell85 March 5, 2015

ho cleats

High-heeled shoes typically worn by hos. A term used to compare the sound of high-heels on a hard surface to the sound of sport cleats on a hard surface.

*click*click*click*click*click*
Ryan: "Hey man, you hear that?"
Jarad: "Hear what?"
Ryan: "Sounds like some hos."
Jarad: "How can you tell?!"
Ryan: "Don't you hear those ho cleats?"
Jarad: "Damn!!! Dem some hos fo sho!"

by GlockMilli July 21, 2009

Certified Lover Boy

A certified lover boy is a special type of boy. The term was construed by rapper Drake and is believed to be about his friend Kyle Ball. A certified lover boy is one who easily arouses the finest looking women. Women cream as soon as they lay eyes on a certified lover boy.

Random Babe: OMG is that Kyle Ball.... that’s one sexy certified lover boy if I’ve ever seen one😍

by Draco Drake Damion December 5, 2020

birth certificate

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

by JTurskz October 5, 2007

Chertoff

n. the horribly inept puppet-ass of a homeland security director for the U.S. This guy is so clueless, that he went to Atlanta to talk about bird flu, while thousands suffered in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina. On his watch, he let New Orleans rot as death and decay swept in, for a FULL 36 hours. Then, finally, after his nice trip, he gave the authority to horse-fucker Brownie to mobilize the necessary federal agencies, and provide aid to the storm ravaged region.

v. to completely ignore the task at hand, to stand idly by while thousands of people die as a result of one's ineptitudes.

Chertoff was questioned by a congressional committee which pointed out that CHERTOFF was officially responsible to authorize the mobilization of federal agencies in the aftermath of Katrina. Chertoff, a.k.a. Jerkoff, did not have anything to say to the fact that he did nothing after knowing of the floods for 36 hours. Chertoff is a fucking puppet who is solely responsible for the death of at least hundreds. If there is a hell, he will burn in it. Don't blame Horsefucker Brownie, it is Chertoff who has the blook on his hands

by Steven Fiore August 10, 2006

Shit Cert

When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.

Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode July 1, 2009

Headshot Certified

Anybody who is professionally trained to fuck up hos headshot style. Preferrably in the leet videogame known as Halo, or any sequels.

"I'm such a dirty ho because cody just fucked me up headshot style. That kid must be HEADSHOT CERTIFIED!"

by BiggestC Hizzle September 20, 2006