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Adam Clayton

The bassist of the Irish rock band U2
"I am one of those characters that has an addictive personality. And it's an emotional problem as much as it is a physical problem and I had to start dealing with that. And that's the hard road, figuring out the psychology of it. The avoiding substances of any kind is hard but, okay, it's not that hard. It's facing the devil inside you, that's the tricky bit." - said Adam
Adam Clayton by Shadow November 4, 2004
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Dirty Clayton 

An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.
Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”
Dirty Clayton by Claystation81 April 1, 2020

The Michael Clayton 

A new dance move based on the scene in the movie, Michael Clayton, where Michael (George Clooney) is running up the hill after his car is blown up. It is done by lifting the knees very high and running in place, while looking backwards over your shoulder at the girl/guy you're dancing with.
Colin: "Oh man, that guy is killing it on the dance floor. What are those moves called?"

Emily: "He's doing The Michael Clayton and he's doing it well."

zach clayton

Zach Clayton aka Bruhitzach is amazing boy who any girl who could spend there rest of their life with. He's a crazy, funny, hot guy.

dennis clayton 

a peice of shit niqqa that dont give a damn abt anyone but himself , & his peice of shit white magnum. he shadddy as shit. he fucked aroun and got two hoes pregnant. he a playa. that niqqa s t u p i d. but i give him props b|c he perfect @sex - only b|c he had practice on so many hoes .
i met this boy today, we got to knw each other an i took him home and that niqqa was a dennis clayton!
dennis clayton by strictlykbbby October 14, 2011

garrett clayton 

American actor who plays Tanner in Disney Channel's Original Movie, Teen Beach Movie. He also guest stars as Chase on ABC Family's “The Fosters.”
Teen Beach Movie Garrett Clayton
garrett clayton by DDLynch January 28, 2014

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV 

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV is a very interesting individual, there has been much research done on the specimen, although results are pending, we have discovered that Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV has some superb traits. Such as, his wacky drama skills, and elite ability to "forget" his math homework, and is known for his elegant fashion, i.e. cowgirl boots. Keep an eye out for this rare creature, as it is a once in a life time opportunity, and an out-of-body experience.
Speaker:Pull your mask up Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robby Johnny Eddy Clayton IV: Wuut oh aight uhh
Speaker: COVID-19 lives in the nose!!!:)