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Welcome to Florida Christian School! We are non-denominational affiliated school, yet we are condescending of the Catholic church and our entire staff is Southern Baptist. Don't be fooled, we will some how take your money, one way or another. From forcing your children to walk miles in a Walk-a-thon, to, having hundreds of "No uniform days". Think we will put the money back in the school by upgrading it? You will start seeing updates about 10 years after fund raising with low quality construction and paint. Our priority is to teach the world using the Bible. By saying this, this means that if your child doesn't pass Bible class, they can not graduate from Florida Christian School. Most students who graduate, end up going to Miami-Dade, or other unknown "colleges". Every year we raise the price of tuition, but do not worry, if your family goes to the same church as Dr. Andrew, your child will be able to go to the school with no tuition fees; because people who actually pay, are paying for your child as well. Not all teachers have teaching degrees. There is a total of 4 electives to take, and low quality teaching. The children of teachers are treated as gold and get to go to the front of the lunch line while other student, who pay, have to wait in the heat to eat the low quality, D rated, cafeteria food.
I hear by oath that this information is true, as I attended this school for 10 years. Luckily, I did not graduate from here.
I hear by oath that this information is true, as I attended this school for 10 years. Luckily, I did not graduate from here.
Student 1: "So what was for lunch?"
Student 2: "Why do you ask, its the same thing everyday"
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Teacher: "The catholic church is going to hell because they added books to the bible."
Student: "Actually sir, the Baptist church was the one that took out books from the bible, because the Catholic church was the first church.."
Teacher: "get out of my classroom"
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^^^^ that actually happened to me at Florida Christian School (FCS)
Student 2: "Why do you ask, its the same thing everyday"
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Teacher: "The catholic church is going to hell because they added books to the bible."
Student: "Actually sir, the Baptist church was the one that took out books from the bible, because the Catholic church was the first church.."
Teacher: "get out of my classroom"
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^^^^ that actually happened to me at Florida Christian School (FCS)
by Alumni Student February 21, 2011
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Christians, as a general rule, don't start bumping uglies till the wedding night. This does present an issue for some of the more hormonal and excitable among them who just wanna get it on.
Christians, as a general rule, don't start bumping uglies till the wedding night. This does present an issue for some of the more hormonal and excitable among them who just wanna get it on.
I think Bill and Mary are suffering from Horny Christian Syndrome, they are getting married tomorrow and only met four months ago.
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drug dealer: wanna buy some weed?
Christian hustler: no f---ing way. ima poor beggar, cant afford that.
drug dealer: aww...im so sorry, here have a grand on me.
Christian hustler: <whispers to himself> thanks for your money loser!
Christian hustler: no f---ing way. ima poor beggar, cant afford that.
drug dealer: aww...im so sorry, here have a grand on me.
Christian hustler: <whispers to himself> thanks for your money loser!
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Get the Christian hustler mug.A "private" school in Baltimore county that advertises themselves everywhere because we can't really get anyone to join. Flat broke. No one knows or teaches anything that relates to life. Kids do it in the bathroom just like public school so it's honestly throwing the tuition in a black hole. Guys are nerds until about junior year because everyone has known everyone since they were 7 years old so no one has been verbally abused enough to make something good of themselves. Guys are geeks. Chicks are either sluts, wannabees, or nerdy emos. There's about 5 legitimate girls in the whole damn place. Not a desirable place to be & everyone wants out.
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