christ puncher

One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Jerry Falwell and George W. Bush are Christ Punchers.

by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008

Jesus Christ

The founder of Christianity. A jew.
Preached for tolerance and pacifism.

If Jesus Christ knew that so many people waged wars and killed jewish people in his name, he would have never let those Romans kill him so he wouldn't become a martyr.

by tuktuk December 28, 2005

Chad Christ

The Long lost brother of Jesus Christ, who happens to be gay!

God: Chad Christ ! Where were you when your brother was being nailed to that cross?
Chad: Oh, I was teaching prostitutes to have the gag reflex of a god.

God: Oh, Chad.

by ChadChrist April 25, 2017

Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 14, 2020

christ air

To pull your skateboard from under your feet, grap the board and spread your arms as if your nailed onto a cross in mid air. Pull a classic skater bob stunt by putting your board under your feet in time 4 a kick ass landing!

When skater bob pulled a christ air in the 2001 championships. classic.

by Billabong September 12, 2003

Jeter Christ

Derek Jeter, the best baseball player ever!

Watch out! Jeter Christ is going to perform a miracle and win the game for the Yankees.

by Luigi May 19, 2004

Christ Killer

A derogatory term for a person of Jewish faith. This term is derived from the negative belief that people of Jewish faith were the ones responsible for killing Jesus Christ, even though it is known that Jesus came to Earth to be crucified for our sins.

HEY! Stop holding up the line, Christ Killer! It's not worth holding up the line for two cents!

by wolfpacleader1986 December 14, 2010