choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

by Trixi Star February 07, 2009

choked up

someone who can't get their words straight and can't get them out right

chokie:um that duge..uhh i mean dude

Straight:your choked up son

by Dani Dagger March 17, 2008

choke the smurf

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)

Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf

by Chris the Jebend May 08, 2008

choke artist

Completely failing to succeed. Building up a season full of hype and shitting the bed unmercifully.

Washington Capitals: May 13, 2009 displayed the epitome of a choke artist in it's purest form.

by j. feldy May 14, 2009

The choking game

The art of choking oneself or another to get a high feeling. Usually done by high school students. Usually done with a rope or bare hands.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, let's choke each other!"
Guy 2: "Why don't we just go buy some more pot?"
Guy 1: *Choking himself already* "nnnhhhhh" *passes out*
Guy 2: "That must be awesome."

The choking game.

by Beatmaster2010 November 07, 2010

Choke a darky

The act of defecation.

"I'll be right back, I gotta choke a darky"

by Semple September 30, 2005

Choke Artist

see Marco Rubio

"This guy (Marco Rubio) is a choke artist, and this guy (Ted Cruz) is a liar" - Donald Trump

by tturkey February 26, 2016