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Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.
Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.
by The Washed Few March 8, 2019
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Powder Coating

(N) when someone cums in your ass and then you turn around and fart in their face.
“He fucked me so hard, when I was done I felt like powder coating his face.”
by CarRSB November 21, 2020
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National cheating day

October 15th is national cheating day! Cheat on whatever or even whomever you want to! It’s ok!
Hey, i really wanna eat this burger but i’m on my diet

dude it’s october 15th, it’s national cheating day!

Bro i really wanna make out with this girl but my gf would get mad

Dude don’t worry! it’s national cheat day!
by james_beckett October 13, 2021
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candy coating

When you eat then shit in your partners mouth, and then they proceed to give you a blowjob
Calvin was being a limey bastard instead of just face fucking him, I made him give me a candy coating
by tom1717 December 18, 2008
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cheating

Something a man does when his lover is being a jade by not appreciating and acknowledging him enough.

Something a woman does when she is being a jade.
My girlfriend is a cheating whore.

I cheat because my girlfriend is a whore.
by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010
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Cheating

Cheating is actually having a SEXUAL relationship with anyone but the other in your relationship. That means oral, anal or vaginal sex. That means the girls cant do anything to guys but give them hand or boob jobs (without her mouth). If her mouth touches his dick, then its oral sex. If his dick enters her pussy or ass then its sex as well (vaginal and anal respectively). If he eats her out its still technically oral (cheating).
If they are close friends, they can however kiss, give hand jobs, eat each others "love juice", feel each other up and anything else that isn't sex.

EXCEPTIONS:
As with everything, there are some exceptions. They include...
-If you aren't close friends (it is cheating)
-If you have an open relationship (then NOTHING is really cheating anymore)
-If you and your significant other have other exceptions made (such as partially open relationship that specifically make it fine to do what you are doing)
-If you and your significant other have decided that the cheating boundary is more strict (then you MUST follow the new guide lines)

How does this work you might ask? Well you obviously haven't heard of a "romantic friendship". To qualify you and the other person must know each other well, you two must trust each other and you two must enjoy spending the time together.
Romantic friendships are real. They are very uncommon today, but at one time they used to be everywhere.
Steven: "Alexa, I heard you were found making out with . your friend the other day. Is this true?"
Alexa: "Yes, we were."
Steven: "Why would you cheat on me?"
Alexa: "Oh, it isn't cheating. We have known each other . since grade 8 and we weren't having a sexual . relation"
Steven: "So what is it if it isn't cheating?"
Alexa: "Its called a romantic friendship."
Steven: "So its okay to do that sort of thing now?"
Alexa: "Yes, In fact it has been for a long time."
Steven: "Okay, that sounds good."
Alexa: "Just remember, you can't have sex in any form with . them!"
by Nobody 69 January 25, 2010
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Cheating

$10 prostitute "I'm a beautiful, young, married woman."

Hym "But you're cheating on your husband with a disabled man-child."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
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