San Diego Chargers

Originally established as the Los Angeles Chargers in 1960, they were dominant in the old AFL, winning the title in 1963 and 1964. After having 14 straight seasons of missing the playoffs, the finally returned to the postseason behind long time quarterback Dan Fouts, with 4 straight berths from 1979-82. After another 10 poor years, the Chargers had 3 playoff berths in the mid-90s, having their best ever season in 1994, when the lost in the Super Bowl. The Chargers were hindered by poor teams, despite having good players, for many years afterwards. They picked perhaps the biggest bust in NFL history when Ryan Leaf was selected number 1 overall at quarterback. Finally turned it around in 2004, with their only playoff berth in recent years, behind incredible runningback LaDainian Tomlinson.

"The San Diego Chargers see their dream run come to an end. They are dismantled by San Francisco in the Super Bowl."

by Sports Info July 6, 2006

Kamio Chambless

Inescapably cute. Full of energy, shiny, and beautiful. Lights up the room when she enters.

God DAMN that Kamio is hot!

by djdigit September 18, 2003

Carlessica

2 people who are destined to be together in life. There was a missed opportunity in the high school days but hopefully she'll realize he wants her more than she knows.

Carlos + Jessica = Carlessica (True Happiness)

by A Wise Young Man May 1, 2009

charles darwin

Many people believe Charles Darwin was a racist. He was not and that has been proven time and time again. Charles Darwin was a British person, born February 12 1809, described by himself as "A very ordinary boy, rather below the common standard of intelect." Charles Darwin might have been a country parson like his father thought, although a quick quirk of fate kept him from that turnout, when a botanist recommended Darwin for an appointment as a naturalist on the H.M.S. Beagle (without pay!). Darwin revolutionalised evolution when he wrote a book in 1858 called "The Origin of the Species" and published it in 1859. His friend, with whom he hadn't talked about evolution at all, sent him a journal which was very much like Darwin's book! Darwin was shocked and quickly published his book before his friend published his, and it sold out on the first day. Darwin has been hated by many Christians throughout the past century and a half. Darwin has been said to have "put god out of a job". Darwin quietly gave up Christianity. Many Christians find room for both God and Darwin, but most Christians think Darwin was a heretic. I am a Darwinist, and am currently running a petition to make April 19th a religious holiday, as Darwin died April 19th, 1882, after being bedridden for a very long time.
There are three major kinds of Darwinism...
Religious Darwinism, where religious people find room for their god(s) and Darwin, and
Agnostic Darwinism, where people don't disbelieve in god but they believe in Darwin's theories, and
Athiest Darwinism (me), where people don't believe in any god but believe in Darwin.
Athiest Darwinism is probably the most practiced. I believe Darwin was right because human and chimpanzee DNA only differs by about 2%. Also, there has been definite proof of things more than 6000 years old (when Christians think the world was made), such as Dinosaur fossils.
Darwin, Australia is a place.
My argument for Athiest Darwinism is that... How come there isn't peace and love and all that stuff? Because god left us to our own divices? So after the creation of the universe god decided to lie on the couch, have a beer and watch some T.V.? So god's Homer Simpson? We're screwed.

Please read Zoology of the Voyage of the Beagle, The Origin of the Species, and the Decent of Man, all by Charles Darwin, for more information.

by Arctic Warfare December 28, 2005

Charles

Literally the sweetest, smartest guy ever. He’s so hot. Tall, blonde and fit. Their smile will make you melt. They send the cutest texts and will have your heart beating out your chest whenever they say I love you. Very athletic and will care about you no matter what. They tend to want thing to be perfect and may not like it if you say the wrong thing. Not very good at taking apologies and may lie to you to make you think differently about them. But other than that they are flawless. Perfect, hot, nice, funny, and popular. They have a endless list of friends and know everybody. Will keep his eyes on one girl but may flirt with others. Can get easily jealous of his friends, but he tries to hide it. He needs a good gf or best friend by his side to help him thru things. Best guy to date for a long time because they will help you, be there for you, and will let you know they love you everyday. They are little shy, so sometimes you will ahve to make the first move. But mostly they try to stand by their manlyness. They are show offs and will flirt the hell out of you if the want you badly. May even choose you over his friends, so sometimes it’s up to you to tell him he can go hang out with his best friends. He won’t let you go unless he really wants to. But when he does, it may be hesitant on telling you why. He will leave you crying, while he doesn’t care. But after a break he may come back around and try to get you back even if your in another relationship.

“Is that charles over there?”
“Ya”
“I heard him and Lola got back together”

by Sarahmayyy January 12, 2019

Ray Charles

God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

I hope that Ray Charles does not smite me with his terrible omnipotence.

by shinjitsu June 7, 2005

Chargers Fan

A Chargers Fan is quite similar to being a Padres fan: you just gotta have faith. Whether they're 4-12, or 12-4, the real chargers fans say "The Chargers are going all the way this year." For a true Chargers Fan, every team is a fairweather team. While of course a love for the Chargers is a must, the other essential quality that a Chargers Fan must have is hate. Yes, that's right hate. Hate for one team, one city above all others...the Oakland Raiders. While L.A. is slightly in there cause it's always those fuckers that we get into drunken fights with at the games, a Chargers Fan cultivates and grooms his hate for raiders, much the same way a gardner does a rose bush. There is nothing better in the world to a Chargers than a Sunday where the Raiders lose and the Chargers win....on days like this we look up into our sunny sky and thank God we live in San Diego.

"So how 'bout them Chargers huh?!"
"Chargers fucking suck, fuck em."
"Dude, Chargers are gonna do it this year."
"Why the fuck is everyone I know a Chargers Fan?"
"Uh...cause they rock?! GO BOLTS BABY!!!"

by Jason Ault October 11, 2005