cellulite ocean

Someone who has so much cellulite that it jiggles and undulates like the ocean.

I was fucking your mom but before I came i drowned in her "cellulite ocean".

by Mombanger March 10, 2008

Cellulite

The fatness on legs that hangs over when you are over the limit

DAMNNN look at that bitches cellulite

by Nicky T March 19, 2003

cellophone

an early model of phone attached to a string and connected the wall

Mary picked up the cellophone, as it was ringing.

by EatSpicyPies November 29, 2017

callous

thick-skinned english teacher

BFFADS is an extremely callous man.
He is so callous man.

by JasonPenney June 7, 2007

to play the weird cello

to give someone a handjob

i was playing the weird cello last night when my favorite song came on

by tala November 24, 2003

Cello's Mom

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

by Rootbeer March 15, 2005

cellular faux

see also cellshielding and phonyphone

I don't care what you call it, my Ricky's starting to really think he's got some close friends like that.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005