noun
1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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Origin comes from the old joke of laying new carpet and then finding the budgie missing and a lump under the carpet.
Origin comes from the old joke of laying new carpet and then finding the budgie missing and a lump under the carpet.
by Elijah S April 14, 2004
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by jessica bones April 29, 2008
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by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
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The opposite of carpe diem which is Latin for "seize the day." This means to go back to sleep.
The opposite of carpe diem which is Latin for "seize the day." This means to go back to sleep.
When waking up early in the morning, a person must decide whether to carpe diem or carpe snooze'em. Usually a internal (sometimes external) debate of the mind occurs, "Carpe diem....carpe snooze'em....carpe diem....carpe snooze'em. Carpe snooze'em." Sadly, the latter usually wins out if the debate ever occurs.
by TheNcredibleEgg November 7, 2008
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by BigM_MysteryMann September 9, 2011
Get the carpet sweeping mug.A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.
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by UrbanAchiever March 2, 2005
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