Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.

"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009

cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.

'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

cardboard carnival

A housing complex or neighborhood comprised of cardboard boxes, usually situated on a piece of public property. Frequently referred to as a last-resort housing option for people who currently would not be considered vagrants (college students, recently unemployed)

Since my company downsized me, I am going to have to choose between moving in with my parents or moving into the cardboard carnival.

by Larnge April 8, 2010

Cardboard Pussy

A pussy that is both very stiff and when eaten out, tastes like cardboard

Hank fucked Lindsey. Her pussy was very stiff. As soon as he ate her out his suspicions were confirmed. She had cardboard pussy.

by thecerealraper June 9, 2018

cardboard box

a home for poor people

something you put stuff in
used for moving

greg: hey meg lets go to your place7
daniel hutley (meg): we wont both fit in
greg: why
daniel hutley (meg): i live in a cardboard box
greg: piss of meg you have no friends

by meg2211 June 7, 2011

dirty carpool

The act whereby a male sexually pleases as many women as he can using all extremities. This occurs with the male lying down and preforming cunnilingus on a first girl while engaging in vaginal intercourse with another all the while fingering two different girls with each hand on either side of him.

4 girls, one guy, how can it be done?...with a dirty carpool, what else?

by prince of prosciut' November 18, 2010

Cardon

An erection acquired whilst innocently travelling in a car.
Hardon + Car = Cardon

I cant get out of the car yet, I have a massive cardon

by danielsan74 May 17, 2011