Discovery Canyon Campus

K-12 prison full of braindead stoners and juulers that cried when mango pods became harder to get. The bundle that comes with the juulers makes all the bathrooms smell like shitty candy. While also being an “academic” school, their sports are some of the worst in the state. Also lots of suicides. Want a ethical reason to kill yourself? Go here. Great place but 7/10 rating for amount of homosexuals and retards.

Guy 1: Hey what school you go to?

Guy 2: Discovery Canyon Campus

Guy 1: Alright you know the deal show me your wrists.

by DCC Survivor December 6, 2018

crip cannon

The "crip cannon" is a Ruger KMK-512 .22(since 22 cal rounds are extremly cheap).
It is the official side arm of the crips (community restoration in progress) in Hanover England.
These are usually supplied to the by the IRA (Irish Republican Army) since most fire arms are illegal in the UK.

Rupert:Yo Reginald I need to get a crip cannon.
Reginald:Ok I'll talk to the IRA lads and see if I can work something out.
Reginald:Ok thanks

by Ron Cassinger September 23, 2005

cannon cocker

Term used in the military for anyone that fires or mans any type of gun. This can be used for a tank gunner, artillery man, door gunner, deck gunner, etc.

Tell the cannon cockers to get there asses over to divvy hq.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

yogurt cannon

The divice which males posess of which semen is ejaculated through. Also see penis. A.k.a. pleasure pistol.

My girl greatly enjoys my enormous yogurt cannon. Chris was caught peeking at my yogurt cannon in the locker room.

by sykel and zesso May 1, 2005

Cantonese

Cantonese is one of the languages spoken in China. It is not a dialect of the invented "Chinese language". It is a language itself, such as Mandarin. The only difference is that Mandarin is the official one, and Cantonese is not.

Luca: Hi, Zeke! what've you been up to?
Ezekiel: Oh, I've been studying a lot for my exam tomorrow
Luca: exam of what?
Ezekiel: Oops, I forgot to tell you that I took up Cantonese, which is a language spoken in China. It is not the official one, though.

by Ezechiel August 16, 2006

Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.

"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004

Gannons Cannon

Gannons big ass dickcock

Shelby - Sheri, what did you do last night?
Sheri- I sucked gannons cannon.
Shelby- really? was it huge?
Sheri - What do you think? its gannons cannon.

by Gannons wife November 3, 2009