Caleb

Probably the sickest dog in the world, the literal definition of swag, known to have the largest recorded penis in the animal kingdom. Michael Jordan once said, "man not even I cam jump that high". Caleb has been known to sesh the hardest and has been spotted vortexing all the beers in the world, a man who has been blessed with this name will no doubt slay bitches.

"Omg, there goes Caleb huge cock, beer sinking, sick cunt, probably on his way to have sex or something cool like sex".

'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".

"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".

by poopoochoochoo November 30, 2021

Caleb Whitehead

always Super super high, great music taste
a real one

everyone wanna be Caleb friend
Rich rich rich 💰💰

Woah look there’s Caleb Whitehead!

Yeah man he’s tremendously cool.

by adrqiz January 14, 2022

caleb

calebs are awkward asf and really fucking nerdy. but theyre also hella funny and make your life 10x better, theyre always super supportive and will be there for you anytime you need it. calebs are rare as hell so dont lose em, calebs are super cool.

yeah calebs my absolute favorite guy you should talk to him

by magicfetus March 11, 2022

caleb and crystal

the most top-tier couple, the literal definition of “meant to be”

“hey girl, did you see caleb and crystal yesterday?”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”

by the rock’s diamond June 14, 2022

GHETTO CALEB

THE GHETTO CALEB WITH 2 BIG BLACK BALLS AND A 51 INCH SCHLONG THAT CAN DESTROY A NA DEL

YOU KNOW A GHETTO CALEB IS AROUND WHEN YOU HEAR "YOU'S A HOE" PLAY

SMOKIN' CIGARETTES

GHETTO CALEB STOP SMOKIN' MY CIGARETTES

by GHETTO BRET BALLS March 31, 2021

Dodge caliber

Station wagon driven mostly by the elderly although it is also a top choice among a small sect of people who want to go fast but can not aford the type of car which can actually go fast. This small group of people may modify the station wagon by adding cheap nock-off after market parts and detailing the past with colored sharpies.

That dodge caliber a nice car for such an old lady.

Look at that idiot, he thinks that dodge caliber is a sports car...

by 6299100* December 26, 2016

Cali grown

someone who was born and raised in california

ive been living in inglewood since i was born. im cali grownn bitch!

by xochazzz February 21, 2011