Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023

cakalacky

North and South Carolina, where the cities are tight, the girls are fly, and the men are masculine unlike some faggot motherfuckers from Massachusetts and other northeastern states.

We don't fuck around here down in cakalacky.

by citationx2008 May 30, 2006

Balla Shot Calla

A basketball player, who runs his houshold, or calls the shots.

Shaq is the ultimate Balla shot calla

by togrutasam August 3, 2008

calamari resleeve

When an anus has been so damaged by sexual congress it has to be replaced with a peice of calamari transplanted into the spincter.

that sluts ass has been pounded so much she needs a calamari resleeve

by onewhteshoe April 16, 2009

Callan

wh0re

cheating cock sucker

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Callahoe

You can always find the creature Callahoe very early in the morning. He is recognizable by his chicken legs and old mans hat. Callahoe usually arrives quietly and unoticed.

"Coquette was attacked unexpectedly by Callahoe."

by Lord Rodericus August 17, 2003

calamari

Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.

She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.

by shrooks January 24, 2005