Cream Cheese

A cool freshman that goes to CCA. He may be small but he has big dick energy

Cream Cheese always brings home the bread at cross country meets.

by Hwnsjciwoqjx akwodbs October 10, 2019

cream pie

A phrase originating from the adult industry in which the male ejaculates into his partner instead of pulling out.

Peter North gave Brianna Banks a mighty cream pie! She must've been leaking semen for days!

by eerie February 19, 2005

cream pie

it's a pie, dirty minded people. A PIE.

person 1: want a cream pie?
person 2: sure, we gonna do it tonight? ;)
person 1: no, a literal cream pie.

by Angelica__Angel May 20, 2019

Cream Team

A team that is populated by talented members, representing the "cream of the crop".

John: How do they keep winning?
Mary: They rock at that, they're the Cream Team.

by reverb232 June 24, 2013

cream catcher

(noun) A vagina; a sperm reciprocal.
*This noun is the fleshy equivalent to a dream catcher.

I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.

"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Cream Kernel

A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.

I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.

by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009

Cream filled cunt

A girl which resembles a twinkie cut open on the top. These sluts tend to be sluts who act as if they aren't a slut. If called a slut they will deny it. But at that moment probably has cream filled in her vagina from the guy who she had intercourse with 10 hours before arguing with you. They walk with there legs very close together, trying to hold the cream in from falling down there legs. Most look the same there physical appearances are, blonde hair, big boobs, little asses, and are predominantly caucasian. Most are raised in rich families and attend college. There conversations consist of lots of useless information, and lots and lots of giggles.

Kaygen is a cream filled cunt.

That chic looks like a cream filled cunt.

I could really use a cream filled cunt right now.

by Y09i May 30, 2011