Courtney

A Courtney is a blond girl who will steal and eat your soul and must be kept on a leash at all times. Courtney’s are wild things that must be watched at all times or it will eat and massacre everyone and thing. Courtney’s have trouble in relationships as they tend to lead on guys and then eat them while taking their souls. You can spot a Courtney as they are often blond and look innocent but they are not as innocent as they look. Beware if you see a Courtney do not engage or they will lead you on and kill you.

That Courtney looks suspicious

by Toe sucker 3000 February 2, 2020

Courtney

Obsessed with twilight

Courtney loves twilight

by Gilmore girls November 13, 2020

CourtneyS

Courtney Can be annoying sometimes if she leaves you when your eating or has a load of friends who are younger than you but can be alright if u have gossip cause that's what she likes to talk about, she is useless at dancing but that doesn't stop her from thinking she can and in some weird world she could be a bit pretty

She's a CourtneyS because she can't dance and hangs around with younger kids

by Da best person evah June 16, 2017

Courtney

A great girl who is amazing in every way. A great swimmer and athlete. Always in the mood to eat and loves everyone. Everyone wants to date her but almost no one is good enough. Shes the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. One of the cutest and prettiest girls there is.

You know that really cute girl on the swim team oh you mean courtney?

by Chandlerbing January 22, 2017

Courtney

A women in her 20’s, has Autism and a dump truck.

A normal conversation for someone with the name Courtney would go something like “Autism is more expensive then Orange.” Enough said….

by Big ol B**** May 7, 2023

Courtney

A total whore who gets easily jealous and will fuck your cousins. Basic bitch with a basic white name who always has those basic yoga pants with the word "SLUT" in pink on the butt. Controlling, says she isn't but will always snoop through your phone. She says she's bisexual but really only says that to upset her parents. Courtney's hate going by Court and hate anyone prettier than themselves. The give decent head though since that's their most practiced skill.

Wow she's such a Courtney for cheating on you.

by Keevascrackerlackinbruh January 20, 2019

Courtney

A girl who has a large amount of junk in the trunk. Tends to enjoy being spanked.

She cute but she ain’t a Courtney.

by Jayran08 May 31, 2018