welfare couch

An utterly dilapidated couch, commonly found in punk houses, bachelor pads and dorm rooms.
So called because of the tendency for spare change to fall from the pockets of visitors into its vile depths, to be fished out later and used to purchase beer and/ or smokes.

"Larry's welfare couch was so destroyed I had to ask for help when I wanted to get up."

by treedan1 November 3, 2008

Sink the couch

When a fat friend sits in the middle of a couch and causes everyone else on it to sink towards them.

when jerad sat down i almost fell on him. his fatass always sink the couch.

by BombSquadRabbi February 21, 2009

Couch Orgy

When too many people are on a couch than said couch was desigined to fit.

Dude, we're sitting with six other people on a couch that seats two. what a couch orgy.

by Oscar tha grouch April 5, 2010

couch pop

The act of firing your weapon into the air while sitting down on your couch

After a long night of drinking and doing drugs, Jamie thought the pistol was empty and he fired it resulting in his first couch pop.

by 1chickenfucker March 6, 2014

Couch Cushions

A woman's large and plump butt cheeks.

Damn, what I wouldn't give to hug those couch cushions!

by datgal April 1, 2011

jumping the couch

To lose it, go crazy, go mad.

"Tom Cruise really 'jumped the couch' on the Oprah show yesterday. Someone confiscate his crack-pipe!"

by Vanessa Anne September 14, 2005

couch sores

Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.

I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011